Post by Vulture on Feb 15, 2021 1:03:06 GMT
Art
Tank as a smeet
Tank singing at a bar
Pixel by secretlabz (Thank you kindly!)
Playlist
Notes
[li]Son of Zim and Skoodge[/li]
[li]Born on Earth, technically an American citizen[/li]
[li]Grows up to be intergalactic arms dealer and weapons maker[/li]
[li]Lightning Bruiser[/li]
[li]Doesn't have a Pak proper, so relies on handheld weapons and explosives. Has a pseudo-Pak on his back (attached to a shoulder harness) that he uses to carry around weapons in.[/li]
[li]VERY physically strong and tough for his size; hits like a truck[/li]
[li]Was raised on stories of his parents' exploits and how cool and awesome the Irken Empire (and especially the Irken Elites) are. When Tank was 25, he wanted to become an Elite just like his papas, so Skoodge dusted off his old Elite uniform and took his son to space to smuggle him into Devastis so he could train as an Elite. [/li]
[li](Zim would have come along, but he's not an Elite anymore and is banned from ever setting foot on Devastis again). This plan promptly blew up in their faces (and just when Tank was starting to settle in too!) when Zim forgot the reason he agreed to stay behind and showed up on Devastis and completely blew their cover, sending the family packing back to Urth. [/li]
[li]The plan wouldn't have worked anyway (Tank doesn't have a Pak to encode as an Elite).[/li]
[li]Tank is a lot more confident than most short Irkens (growing up with Zim constantly telling you you're great and not being subject to height discrimination will do that)[/li]
[li]Tank wasn't happy when he was an Elite trainee-he wasn't used to military structure or height discrimination and chafed at being told what to do. However, he liked interacting with other Irkens and having a sense of purpose. And having access to big guns too.[/li]
[li]After his disastrous stint in the Elites, Tank decided to go to space again-but this time to earn his fortune as a weapons manufacturer[/li]
[li]Weapon style is both flashy and brutal-if it doesn't make a big boom or isn't gratuitously brutal, he doesn't make it[/li]
[li]Tank's clients find him a lot more approachable than most Irkens because he isn't affiliated with the Empire and can provide the same technology at a lower price[/li]
[li]Has a laugh even more obnoxious and terrifying than Zim's, but hardly uses it[/li]
[li]The only Irken ever to learn how to ride a horse-it's a very small Shetland Pony, but still![/li]
[li]Could pass as a non-Defective Irken on behavior alone, thanks to extensive coaching by Skoodge and Zim[/li]
[li]Was almost eaten by GIR at three hours old (thankfully he doesn't remember it)[/li]
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Tank as a smeet
Tank singing at a bar
Pixel by secretlabz (Thank you kindly!)
Playlist
- Roundtable Rival-Lindsey Stirling
- Meathook-Mick Gordon
- BFG Division-Mick Gordon
- Cannon in D Minor-Two Steps From Hell
- Get Off of My Back-Bryan Adams
- Bad Company-Five Finger Death Punch
- Big Iron-Marty Robbins
- Duck and Run-3 Doors Down
- Warrior-Disturbed
- Dogs of War-Blues Saraceno
- Don't Get In My Way-Zack Hemsey
- High Horse-Kacey Musgraves
- Burn it to the Ground-Nickleback
- Dust Bowl Dance-Mumford and Sons
Notes
[li]Son of Zim and Skoodge[/li]
[li]Born on Earth, technically an American citizen[/li]
[li]Grows up to be intergalactic arms dealer and weapons maker[/li]
[li]Lightning Bruiser[/li]
[li]Doesn't have a Pak proper, so relies on handheld weapons and explosives. Has a pseudo-Pak on his back (attached to a shoulder harness) that he uses to carry around weapons in.[/li]
[li]VERY physically strong and tough for his size; hits like a truck[/li]
[li]Was raised on stories of his parents' exploits and how cool and awesome the Irken Empire (and especially the Irken Elites) are. When Tank was 25, he wanted to become an Elite just like his papas, so Skoodge dusted off his old Elite uniform and took his son to space to smuggle him into Devastis so he could train as an Elite. [/li]
[li](Zim would have come along, but he's not an Elite anymore and is banned from ever setting foot on Devastis again). This plan promptly blew up in their faces (and just when Tank was starting to settle in too!) when Zim forgot the reason he agreed to stay behind and showed up on Devastis and completely blew their cover, sending the family packing back to Urth. [/li]
[li]The plan wouldn't have worked anyway (Tank doesn't have a Pak to encode as an Elite).[/li]
[li]Tank is a lot more confident than most short Irkens (growing up with Zim constantly telling you you're great and not being subject to height discrimination will do that)[/li]
[li]Tank wasn't happy when he was an Elite trainee-he wasn't used to military structure or height discrimination and chafed at being told what to do. However, he liked interacting with other Irkens and having a sense of purpose. And having access to big guns too.[/li]
[li]After his disastrous stint in the Elites, Tank decided to go to space again-but this time to earn his fortune as a weapons manufacturer[/li]
[li]Weapon style is both flashy and brutal-if it doesn't make a big boom or isn't gratuitously brutal, he doesn't make it[/li]
[li]Tank's clients find him a lot more approachable than most Irkens because he isn't affiliated with the Empire and can provide the same technology at a lower price[/li]
[li]Has a laugh even more obnoxious and terrifying than Zim's, but hardly uses it[/li]
[li]The only Irken ever to learn how to ride a horse-it's a very small Shetland Pony, but still![/li]
[li]Could pass as a non-Defective Irken on behavior alone, thanks to extensive coaching by Skoodge and Zim[/li]
[li]Was almost eaten by GIR at three hours old (thankfully he doesn't remember it)[/li]
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