Post by secretlabz on Feb 18, 2021 18:09:17 GMT
i was gonna write this at 2 am but i fell asleep 3 paragraphs in and it deleted itself. i will probably add more oc stuff to this thread sooner or later
:: vlak ::
vlaks not actually a million years old actually i lied. theyre a descendant of the few irkens that didnt get paks and hide away in the depths of irk trying to survive the engineered hellscape their ancestors created. they're still a vampire though. vampire hives are pretty common the further down in the megastructure of the planet and theyre a pretty safe refuge for any of those descendants as long as you exchange some blood
he's not actually that fluffy, he's just unkempt. its what happens when you live in the sewers. pretty much all of my irkens are a little bit fuzzy
talks like if dracula was a surfer bro and also from florida. the accent is insane. no modern irken knows what the hell theyre saying without extensive knowledge of linguistics
extensive knowledge of vampire magic and how to use vampire venom to make all sorts of traps. she usually just uses the ol net casting trick though. easy to hide on the ceiling of a supply closet and go from there
has never seen natural sunlight and probably doesn't plan to
:: puney ::
when he was a cadet his peers threw him down a garbage chute and it traumatized him so much that he became a severe germaphobe. he has shitty behaviors but none of them can really be traced back to this moment actually. but it is the reason behind one of his significant quirks that comes up a lot
his original name was charlies (after the infamous fallout new vegas quote), but one time i forgot to leave his name untranslated for rot13 irkenspeak in rp and it came out as "puneyvrf" and i was like "oh my god. i have to change his name now."
charlies has been retconned to be the name he was going under for tax evasion/fraud reasons
he was like 40 when miyuki was coronated around 500 years ago. the reason he looks so young for his age tho is cause at like, idk, 300(?) he had to get a body transplant after an alien tried to kill him to death.
he has a clone brother from the same batch named bobbies, who is a space air traffic controller and likes space train model sets
started his doctoring career working in a "defective rehabilitation center" which was basically a brainwashing facility for defective irkens that didnt pass a certain threshold. when miyuki was coronated it didnt take long for them to be shut down and replaced with more efficient methods of dealing with defectives- something puney has mixed feelings on. on one hand hes grateful bc it was kind of a depressing job, and on the other he is a little bit mad about it even 500 years later bc he still believes that defectives deserve at least a chance to "get better." he has odd views on the death penalty for an irken i guess
also in the tnc rp- he got banished to foodcourtia for trying to assassinate the tallest and reinstate a resurrected miyuki as tallest. not because hes a huge nationalist or anything (see above) but because she allowed more private ownership of entire planets and he wanted earth since humans are a freakish species he wanted to use for science
:: slut ::
their clone template was designed to be freakishly strong, even for an irken. they can punch through any wall kool aid man style if they want. they used to be assigned to bodyguard duties but they got a chance to "retire" and go into accounting
despite being in a "business partnership" (closest thing irkens have to legal marriage) with puney, theyre not really monogamous and tend to hang out with a variety of people. puney doesnt really care about it- thats why when they divorced in the tnc rp it wasnt like the end of the world
big fan of miyuki's gladiatorial/wrestling career. owns physical copies of her greatest hits and even has a few marketable plushies
genuinely very smart and insightful but is kind of a huge pushover when it comes to asserting their opinions. they really dont like conflict with people they like to be around
:: goth ::
their name has interchangeable spellings- both goff and goth are ok
has a "neural inhibitor tube" implant that was installed in them pretty early on in life to curb their defective habits- but as you can see it didnt work all that well. now they just get headaches when theyre not doing their job right or when they have literally any thoughts of questioning their superiors
has a hoverboard and recreationally skates. its faster than running after trespassers too so thats fun
has an irken youtube channel where they just post security footage of fights and shit they see on the job. it has a couple hundred subscribers.
relatively young for an irken, only around 20-30 years old. fresh out of cadet academy. other irkens baby them once they find this out and they hate it
:: vlak ::
vlaks not actually a million years old actually i lied. theyre a descendant of the few irkens that didnt get paks and hide away in the depths of irk trying to survive the engineered hellscape their ancestors created. they're still a vampire though. vampire hives are pretty common the further down in the megastructure of the planet and theyre a pretty safe refuge for any of those descendants as long as you exchange some blood
he's not actually that fluffy, he's just unkempt. its what happens when you live in the sewers. pretty much all of my irkens are a little bit fuzzy
talks like if dracula was a surfer bro and also from florida. the accent is insane. no modern irken knows what the hell theyre saying without extensive knowledge of linguistics
extensive knowledge of vampire magic and how to use vampire venom to make all sorts of traps. she usually just uses the ol net casting trick though. easy to hide on the ceiling of a supply closet and go from there
has never seen natural sunlight and probably doesn't plan to
:: puney ::
when he was a cadet his peers threw him down a garbage chute and it traumatized him so much that he became a severe germaphobe. he has shitty behaviors but none of them can really be traced back to this moment actually. but it is the reason behind one of his significant quirks that comes up a lot
his original name was charlies (after the infamous fallout new vegas quote), but one time i forgot to leave his name untranslated for rot13 irkenspeak in rp and it came out as "puneyvrf" and i was like "oh my god. i have to change his name now."
charlies has been retconned to be the name he was going under for tax evasion/fraud reasons
he was like 40 when miyuki was coronated around 500 years ago. the reason he looks so young for his age tho is cause at like, idk, 300(?) he had to get a body transplant after an alien tried to kill him to death.
he has a clone brother from the same batch named bobbies, who is a space air traffic controller and likes space train model sets
started his doctoring career working in a "defective rehabilitation center" which was basically a brainwashing facility for defective irkens that didnt pass a certain threshold. when miyuki was coronated it didnt take long for them to be shut down and replaced with more efficient methods of dealing with defectives- something puney has mixed feelings on. on one hand hes grateful bc it was kind of a depressing job, and on the other he is a little bit mad about it even 500 years later bc he still believes that defectives deserve at least a chance to "get better." he has odd views on the death penalty for an irken i guess
also in the tnc rp- he got banished to foodcourtia for trying to assassinate the tallest and reinstate a resurrected miyuki as tallest. not because hes a huge nationalist or anything (see above) but because she allowed more private ownership of entire planets and he wanted earth since humans are a freakish species he wanted to use for science
:: slut ::
their clone template was designed to be freakishly strong, even for an irken. they can punch through any wall kool aid man style if they want. they used to be assigned to bodyguard duties but they got a chance to "retire" and go into accounting
despite being in a "business partnership" (closest thing irkens have to legal marriage) with puney, theyre not really monogamous and tend to hang out with a variety of people. puney doesnt really care about it- thats why when they divorced in the tnc rp it wasnt like the end of the world
big fan of miyuki's gladiatorial/wrestling career. owns physical copies of her greatest hits and even has a few marketable plushies
genuinely very smart and insightful but is kind of a huge pushover when it comes to asserting their opinions. they really dont like conflict with people they like to be around
:: goth ::
their name has interchangeable spellings- both goff and goth are ok
has a "neural inhibitor tube" implant that was installed in them pretty early on in life to curb their defective habits- but as you can see it didnt work all that well. now they just get headaches when theyre not doing their job right or when they have literally any thoughts of questioning their superiors
has a hoverboard and recreationally skates. its faster than running after trespassers too so thats fun
has an irken youtube channel where they just post security footage of fights and shit they see on the job. it has a couple hundred subscribers.
relatively young for an irken, only around 20-30 years old. fresh out of cadet academy. other irkens baby them once they find this out and they hate it
? WHEREE ARE YOU PEOPLE....
