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BETELGEUSE
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smeet sunday.... 2! Mar 1, 2021 2:27:56 GMT Vulture likes this

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Post by BETELGEUSE on Mar 1, 2021 2:27:56 GMT

Mar 1, 2021 0:43:12 GMT Vulture said:

Thinks about smeeties with delicate little peach fuzz on their bodies. Bonus points if they sit with their mouths open waiting for someone to feed them and cheep like baby birds.

Real Smeet-Betelgeuse barking at passers-by hours.

"Don't make me tap the sign."

-tap tap-

(The sign says "Please do not feed the defective caged experiment.")

(as an extra note, Theres a neon orange sticker on Betelgeuse's face that says "I BITE." )

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smeet sunday.... 2! Mar 1, 2021 2:49:16 GMT BETELGEUSE likes this

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Post by Vulture on Mar 1, 2021 2:49:16 GMT

Mar 1, 2021 2:27:56 GMT BETELGEUSE said:

Mar 1, 2021 0:43:12 GMT Vulture said:

Thinks about smeeties with delicate little peach fuzz on their bodies. Bonus points if they sit with their mouths open waiting for someone to feed them and cheep like baby birds.

Real Smeet-Betelgeuse barking at passers-by hours.

"Don't make me tap the sign."

-tap tap-

(The sign says "Please do not feed the defective caged experiment.")

(as an extra note, Theres a neon orange sticker on Betelgeuse's face that says "I BITE." )

Butbutbut...Beets is just so cute!!!

*secretly feeds him animal crackers when no one is watching and pulls my hand out of his cage with a chunk bitten out of it*

Last Edit: Mar 1, 2021 3:01:01 GMT by Vulture

Vulture Advisor I've had enough of being edgy. I'm goin' birdin' again. Posts: 3,730 Pronouns: She/They Current RP Character: None, but Tank and Morgg are pretty cool, no?	smeet sunday.... 2! Mar 1, 2021 3:00:32 GMT BETELGEUSE likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Vulture on Mar 1, 2021 3:00:32 GMT Thinking about smeet Tank. Little fat baby. Since he was born on Urth Zim actually dressed him up in baby onesies he bought at the supermarket and carried Tank in a baby sling everywhere.

BETELGEUSE
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smeet sunday.... 2! Mar 1, 2021 3:41:46 GMT

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Post by BETELGEUSE on Mar 1, 2021 3:41:46 GMT

Mar 1, 2021 3:00:32 GMT Vulture said:

Thinking about smeet Tank. Little fat baby. Since he was born on Urth Zim actually dressed him up in baby onesies he bought at the supermarket and carried Tank in a baby sling everywhere.

now you've got me thinking about Zim carrying around a chubby ass little babby and Dib looks over at him in the store and is like "bro. he's massive." and Zim is just like, prideful about it.

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I've had enough of being edgy. I'm goin' birdin' again.

Posts: 3,730
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Current RP Character: None, but Tank and Morgg are pretty cool, no?

smeet sunday.... 2! Mar 1, 2021 13:26:09 GMT BETELGEUSE and z1mothy like this

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Post by Vulture on Mar 1, 2021 13:26:09 GMT

Mar 1, 2021 3:41:46 GMT BETELGEUSE said:

Mar 1, 2021 3:00:32 GMT Vulture said:

Thinking about smeet Tank. Little fat baby. Since he was born on Urth Zim actually dressed him up in baby onesies he bought at the supermarket and carried Tank in a baby sling everywhere.

now you've got me thinking about Zim carrying around a chubby ass little babby and Dib looks over at him in the store and is like "bro. he's massive." and Zim is just like, prideful about it.

"Yes, look at the size of my progeny, Dib-stink! He could crush a squirrel if I dropped him on one (not that I would, but still)!"

secretlabz Advisor ahhh i love exploding dying death explosion Posts: 1,666 Pronouns: he / they	smeet sunday.... 2! Mar 7, 2021 17:36:07 GMT BETELGEUSE and Vulture like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by secretlabz on Mar 7, 2021 17:36:07 GMT hello welcome2irk community. its smeet sunday
	im also on sheezy!

Vulture Advisor I've had enough of being edgy. I'm goin' birdin' again. Posts: 3,730 Pronouns: She/They Current RP Character: None, but Tank and Morgg are pretty cool, no?	smeet sunday.... 2! Mar 7, 2021 18:16:35 GMT via mobile BETELGEUSE, secretlabz, and 1 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Vulture on Mar 7, 2021 18:16:35 GMT rips shirt to reveal undershirt that’s just pictures of smeets

z1mothy Elite Guilty verdict Posts: 820 Pronouns: He/him, they/them, ze/zeem (and more) Current RP Character: creature	smeet sunday.... 2! Mar 7, 2021 19:35:16 GMT BETELGEUSE, secretlabz, and 1 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by z1mothy on Mar 7, 2021 19:35:16 GMT Smeeps

Vulture Advisor I've had enough of being edgy. I'm goin' birdin' again. Posts: 3,730 Pronouns: She/They Current RP Character: None, but Tank and Morgg are pretty cool, no?	smeet sunday.... 2! Mar 8, 2021 0:07:54 GMT secretlabz and z1mothy like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Vulture on Mar 8, 2021 0:07:54 GMT Mar 7, 2021 19:35:16 GMT z1mothy said: Smeeps This is so cute. I love the smeet with the scarf.

BETELGEUSE Test Subject [Connecting...] Posts: 1,740 Pronouns: He/They Current RP Character: Betelgeuse	smeet sunday.... 2! Mar 8, 2021 1:36:21 GMT secretlabz and Vulture like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by BETELGEUSE on Mar 8, 2021 1:36:21 GMT i only want 2 contribute this single creature because she go A
	Last Edit: Mar 8, 2021 1:36:52 GMT by BETELGEUSE: there was no sketch for this i just wanted to use the rest of my paint

secretlabz Advisor ahhh i love exploding dying death explosion Posts: 1,666 Pronouns: he / they	smeet sunday.... 2! Mar 8, 2021 2:29:47 GMT BETELGEUSE, z1mothy, and 1 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by secretlabz on Mar 8, 2021 2:29:47 GMT smeets but theyre cats with weird names on petfinder
	im also on sheezy!

Vulture Advisor I've had enough of being edgy. I'm goin' birdin' again. Posts: 3,730 Pronouns: She/They Current RP Character: None, but Tank and Morgg are pretty cool, no?	smeet sunday.... 2! Mar 8, 2021 3:41:12 GMT via mobile BETELGEUSE likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Vulture on Mar 8, 2021 3:41:12 GMT Mar 8, 2021 1:36:21 GMT BETELGEUSE said: i only want 2 contribute this single creature because she go A nods solemnly A

Vulture Advisor I've had enough of being edgy. I'm goin' birdin' again. Posts: 3,730 Pronouns: She/They Current RP Character: None, but Tank and Morgg are pretty cool, no?	smeet sunday.... 2! Mar 8, 2021 3:41:46 GMT via mobile BETELGEUSE likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Vulture on Mar 8, 2021 3:41:46 GMT Mar 8, 2021 2:29:47 GMT secretlabz said: smeets but theyre cats with weird names on petfinder The Control Brain’s name generator is coming up with some interesting ideas.

Vulture
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I've had enough of being edgy. I'm goin' birdin' again.

Posts: 3,730
Pronouns: She/They
Current RP Character: None, but Tank and Morgg are pretty cool, no?

smeet sunday.... 2! Mar 8, 2021 3:45:42 GMT via mobile BETELGEUSE and secretlabz like this

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Post by Vulture on Mar 8, 2021 3:45:42 GMT

Sometimes, when human infants get upset, you have to gently bounce them up and down on your knee while saying solemnly, “It is so very hard to be a baby”. A smeet with a PAK will get into an entire philosophical argument with you and destroy you eight-grader-Hannibal-Lecter style by pointing out your mommy issues and your high-waisted feminine hips, all while adorably sipping their juice box and talking in their cutesy-wutesy baby voice.

Last Edit: Mar 8, 2021 3:47:12 GMT by Vulture

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smeet sunday.... 2! Mar 8, 2021 3:46:25 GMT Vulture likes this

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Post by BETELGEUSE on Mar 8, 2021 3:46:25 GMT

Mar 8, 2021 3:45:42 GMT Vulture said:

Sometimes, when human infants get upset, you have to gently bounce them up and down on your knee while saying, “It is so very hard to be a baby”. A smeet with a PAK will get into an entire philosophical argument with you and destroy you eight-grader-Hannibal-Lecter style by point out your mommy issues and your high-waisted feminine hips, all while adorably sipping their juice box and talking in their cutesy-wutesy baby voice.

"high waisted feminine hips" took me OUT.