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Post by Vulture on Mar 8, 2021 3:48:08 GMT
Sometimes, when human infants get upset, you have to gently bounce them up and down on your knee while saying, “It is so very hard to be a baby”. A smeet with a PAK will get into an entire philosophical argument with you and destroy you eight-grader-Hannibal-Lecter style by point out your mommy issues and your high-waisted feminine hips, all while adorably sipping their juice box and talking in their cutesy-wutesy baby voice. "high waisted feminine hips" took me OUT.*Smeetery Drone voice* NOOOO THAT’S THE THING I’M SENSITIVE ABOUT!
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Post by BETELGEUSE on Mar 8, 2021 3:49:09 GMT
"high waisted feminine hips" took me OUT.*Smeetery Drone voice* NOOOO THAT’S THE THING I’M SENSITIVE ABOUT! smeet sitting in the modern day comes w/ a free therapy package. /j also that video is so funny i die laughing every time bc im like "yeah same."
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Post by Vulture on Mar 8, 2021 3:51:33 GMT
*Smeetery Drone voice* NOOOO THAT’S THE THING I’M SENSITIVE ABOUT! smeet sitting in the modern day comes w/ a free therapy package. /j also that video is so funny i die laughing every time bc im like "yeah same." Smeets come out of the tube as eighth graders in all ways but physical. The ones who are right about to graduate are the actual worst, because they’re strong enough they can actually pull off practical jokes and hazing rituals now, and they think they’re the coolest thing since sliced bread.
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Post by secretlabz on Mar 14, 2021 5:43:10 GMT
smeeps
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Post by Vulture on Mar 14, 2021 14:53:35 GMT
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Post by secretlabz on Mar 14, 2021 15:00:58 GMT
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Post by Vulture on Mar 14, 2021 15:02:16 GMT
Smeets are born with potty mouths.
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Post by BETELGEUSE on Mar 14, 2021 17:05:02 GMT
Smeets are born with potty mouths. "i got fired from taking care of smeets because it turns out i swear too much."
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Post by Vulture on Mar 14, 2021 17:09:58 GMT
Smeets are born with potty mouths. "i got fired from taking care of smeets because it turns out i swear too much." "I got fired because I didn't swear enough and it startled them so much they started crying."
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Post by z1mothy on Mar 21, 2021 22:10:30 GMT
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Post by z1mothy on Mar 21, 2021 22:11:49 GMT
When I don't draw smeet's mouths it makes them look so empty headed. no thoughts.
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Post by z1mothy on Mar 21, 2021 22:16:57 GMT
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Post by secretlabz on Mar 28, 2021 17:35:11 GMT
animal shape
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Post by secretlabz on Mar 28, 2021 17:36:12 GMT
puney dancing for his smeet <3 we love to see it
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Post by Vulture on Mar 28, 2021 17:59:28 GMT
animal shape Smeeties and kitties the same.
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