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Post by secretlabz on Apr 15, 2021 19:31:41 GMT
basically what the prompt says, have fun!! (steals vultures meme for this header post)  rules:1) theyre in an ikea 2) on earth 3) no explanation how they got there its just ikea 4) you can have as many ocs in this thread as you want they just have to be in the same ikea as everyone else |
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Post by secretlabz on Apr 15, 2021 19:40:44 GMT
Slut is looking at lamps, oblivious to Puney's frustration. They've been here for hours. Time is meaningless in the IKEA, there is only PRICES and VALUES and ready-to-assemble furniture. Puney wants a divorce.
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Post by secretlabz on Apr 15, 2021 19:49:50 GMT
Goth is shoplifting all of the candies and jams. Also an entire couch. How do you shoplift an entire couch? Well, that's Goth's little secret.
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Post by z1mothy on Apr 15, 2021 20:23:38 GMT
CD is picking up pillows and placing them all on the floor in a pile, preparing to build a pillow fort.
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Post by secretlabz on Apr 15, 2021 21:07:55 GMT
CD is picking up pillows and placing them all on the floor in a pile, preparing to build a pillow fort. Goth offers to incorporate their ill-gotten couch in the pillow fort. "alzo do u want some snacks," they say, holding out some shoplifted gummies. |
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Post by z1mothy on Apr 15, 2021 22:13:43 GMT
CD is picking up pillows and placing them all on the floor in a pile, preparing to build a pillow fort. Goth offers to incorporate their ill-gotten couch in the pillow fort. "alzo do u want some snacks," they say, holding out some shoplifted gummies. "yesss! Donations. Thank you!" CD says while making grabby hands towards the gummies |
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Post by secretlabz on Apr 15, 2021 22:19:29 GMT
Goth offers to incorporate their ill-gotten couch in the pillow fort. "alzo do u want some snacks," they say, holding out some shoplifted gummies. "yesss! Donations. Thank you!" CD says while making grabby hands towards the gummies "epic" Goth gives the gummy. They also produce a second couch along with the first one they stole. Serial couch thief. |
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Post by sporesgalaxy on Apr 15, 2021 22:23:51 GMT
Slut is looking at lamps, oblivious to Puney's frustration. They've been here for hours. Time is meaningless in the IKEA, there is only PRICES and VALUES and ready-to-assemble furniture. Puney wants a divorce. A horrible scraping noise draws nearer and nearer, until Nel the sentient disembodied robot arm can be seen inch-worming his way around a corner, pulling along an unpackaged microwave by its cord. He stops in front of Slut and Puney, and looks up at them with his weird little palm-emoji-face.
"Hey could ya plug this in for me?"
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Post by secretlabz on Apr 15, 2021 22:26:42 GMT
Slut is looking at lamps, oblivious to Puney's frustration. They've been here for hours. Time is meaningless in the IKEA, there is only PRICES and VALUES and ready-to-assemble furniture. Puney wants a divorce. A horrible scraping noise draws nearer and nearer, until Nel the sentient disembodied robot arm can be seen inch-worming his way around a corner, pulling along an unpackaged microwave by its cord. He stops in front of Slut and Puney, and looks up at them with his weird little palm-emoji-face.
"Hey could ya plug this in for me?"
Puney screams, leaping into Slut's arms. |
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Post by sporesgalaxy on Apr 15, 2021 22:34:24 GMT
A horrible scraping noise draws nearer and nearer, until Nel the sentient disembodied robot arm can be seen inch-worming his way around a corner, pulling along an unpackaged microwave by its cord. He stops in front of Slut and Puney, and looks up at them with his weird little palm-emoji-face.
"Hey could ya plug this in for me?"
Puney screams, leaping into Slut's arms. "Yeah that's fair," he says genially, "pretty please, though?" He uses his shoulder nub / worm tail to hold the power cord up a little. |
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Post by Vulture on Apr 15, 2021 22:39:31 GMT
Freddy (the short red-eyed Irken from the header) has stolen all the blankets and is carrying his ill-gotten gains away to the ceiling. He will start taking potshots at everyone with his meatball gun...right after he finishes his nap.
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Post by Vulture on Apr 15, 2021 22:45:10 GMT
Tank is just here to run errands for his dads. Or, at least, he thinks he was supposed to. What year is it again? He taps his boots anxiously on the floor. An environment as stressful as Ikea can rattle even the most steadfast of cowirkens. He tucks the...whatever it is under his arm. He's not sure where he picked it up, but one can always use a pardner in a place like this.  |
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Post by secretlabz on Apr 15, 2021 22:51:55 GMT
Puney screams, leaping into Slut's arms. "Yeah that's fair," he says genially, "pretty please, though?" He uses his shoulder nub / worm tail to hold the power cord up a little. Puney blinks. "... Oh. I thought you were some kind of alien rodent, sorry. " He steps down from his partner's arms and plugs it in. |
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Post by sporesgalaxy on Apr 15, 2021 23:04:19 GMT
"Yeah that's fair," he says genially, "pretty please, though?" He uses his shoulder nub / worm tail to hold the power cord up a little. Puney blinks. "... Oh. I thought you were some kind of alien rodent, sorry. " He steps down from his partner's arms and plugs it in. He waves his shoulder nub / worm tail dismissively, little emoji face happy as ever. "I get that all the time!"
He then squirms up to the microwave. "Thanks!" he says, before punching in a 2 minute cook time, opening the microwave door, crawling in, and pulling it shut behind him.
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"OH--!" Nel is as loud as his speakers will let him be, knowing that he'll be muffled by the microwave door. He gestures towards the buttons "COULD YOU, UH, PRESS 'START'?"
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Post by Vulture on Apr 15, 2021 23:09:58 GMT
Tank is just here to run errands for his dads. Or, at least, he thinks he was supposed to. What year is it again? He taps his boots anxiously on the floor. An environment as stressful as Ikea can rattle even the most steadfast of cowirkens. He tucks the...whatever it is under his arm. He's not sure where he picked it up, but one can always use a pardner in a place like this. Tank tries in vain to remember why he came here. He can’t remember where he came from. He can’t remember where he’s going. He can’t remember knowing. All he knows is that he must SHOP. |
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? WHEREE ARE YOU PEOPLE....
