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Post by Vulture on Jul 25, 2021 19:39:26 GMT
Most soldiers have historically had a little bit of a buzz…but wouldn’t it be funny if one of them were so drunk they fell off the stage? The people watching understood why that happened, but it doesn't stop some from making fun of the unfortunate Irken who was too drunk to stand. Red and Purple would probably make a joke at their expense With how alcohol and luck work in the IZ universe, it's probably one of the smaller ones. |
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Post by BETELGEUSE on Jul 25, 2021 19:43:41 GMT
living spaces so full of useless junk you can barely move through them is probably not that uncommon on Irk i've always imagined betelgeuse is organized but since he lives in one of the spare lab rooms thats probably meant to be a generously sized closet, he doesnt have much to work with so everything is stacked like it's a jenga tower, meanwhile Netzach is just straight up a hoarder...... so i can totally see this happening....also, have you SEEN Zims house? it might just be Girs fault, but it's a NIGHTMARE in there sometimes. |
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Post by Vulture on Jul 25, 2021 20:06:36 GMT
living spaces so full of useless junk you can barely move through them is probably not that uncommon on Irk i've always imagined betelgeuse is organized but since he lives in one of the spare lab rooms thats probably meant to be a generously sized closet, he doesnt have much to work with so everything is stacked like it's a jenga tower, meanwhile Netzach is just straight up a hoarder...... so i can totally see this happening....also, have you SEEN Zims house? it might just be Girs fault, but it's a NIGHTMARE in there sometimes. Morgg had an entire basement filled with stuff. Textiles, specimens, dresses, mourning jewelry, loads and loads of veils, books (they still had books back then), poisons, mortuary tools, ticket stubs, creepy dolls, old reports, obituaries, bones, and who knows what else. |
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Post by BETELGEUSE on Jul 25, 2021 21:43:56 GMT
i've always imagined betelgeuse is organized but since he lives in one of the spare lab rooms thats probably meant to be a generously sized closet, he doesnt have much to work with so everything is stacked like it's a jenga tower, meanwhile Netzach is just straight up a hoarder...... so i can totally see this happening....also, have you SEEN Zims house? it might just be Girs fault, but it's a NIGHTMARE in there sometimes. Morgg had an entire basement filled with stuff. Textiles, specimens, dresses, mourning jewelry, loads and loads of veils, books (they still had books back then), poisons, mortuary tools, ticket stubs, creepy dolls, old reports, obituaries, bones, and who knows what else. model kits, diy kits, art supplies, stickers, glitter, makeup, clothes, paper (a rarity), computers and computer parts, tablets he's gone through over the years with upgrades and the fuzziest blankets he could pile on his tiny little bed for Betelgeuse... i get the feeling stickers would still be a hot commodity but that paper wouldn't. it's something i can't stick to something else? it's useless. why even make it? i bet napkins are still a thing, though. i mean just based on irken's and their need for fastfood i'm pretty certain napkins still exist. as for pencils and paper, they're probably rare and only hoarded for ~aesthetic~, Betelgeuse hoards paper and pencils because he has an 8 year old, and yes he HAS paid the "dad tax" and spent insane amounts on them just for his kid because he doesn't want her drawing all over the lab.... sorry i just got really into thinking about how paper would be a commodity but like ONLY because it's got "Aesthetic value" still to people... - Don't give the 8 year old vortion grease pencils when everything is metal and can be drawn on, biggest mistake of my entire life. /j |
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Post by Vulture on Jul 25, 2021 22:55:19 GMT
Morgg had an entire basement filled with stuff. Textiles, specimens, dresses, mourning jewelry, loads and loads of veils, books (they still had books back then), poisons, mortuary tools, ticket stubs, creepy dolls, old reports, obituaries, bones, and who knows what else. model kits, diy kits, art supplies, stickers, glitter, makeup, clothes, paper (a rarity), computers and computer parts, tablets he's gone through over the years with upgrades and the fuzziest blankets he could pile on his tiny little bed for Betelgeuse... i get the feeling stickers would still be a hot commodity but that paper wouldn't. it's something i can't stick to something else? it's useless. why even make it? i bet napkins are still a thing, though. i mean just based on irken's and their need for fastfood i'm pretty certain napkins still exist. as for pencils and paper, they're probably rare and only hoarded for ~aesthetic~, Betelgeuse hoards paper and pencils because he has an 8 year old, and yes he HAS paid the "dad tax" and spent insane amounts on them just for his kid because he doesn't want her drawing all over the lab.... sorry i just got really into thinking about how paper would be a commodity but like ONLY because it's got "Aesthetic value" still to people... - Don't give the 8 year old vortion grease pencils when everything is metal and can be drawn on, biggest mistake of my entire life. /j Maybe there are Irkens who collect fancy stationary sets. |
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Post by BETELGEUSE on Jul 26, 2021 3:12:36 GMT
in the sports games, Zim wears a helmet. him wear a hat.....
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Post by Vulture on Jul 26, 2021 13:55:33 GMT
in the sports games, Zim wears a helmet. him wear a hat..... Imagine Zim in one of those motorcycle helmets with the kitty ears... Or a big fancy sunhat! |
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Post by Vulture on Jul 26, 2021 15:24:05 GMT
Kleptomania: "you need this lipgloss." Betelgeuse, stricken by sudden kleptomania: "I need that lipgloss."
Betelgeuse hours later: "why did i take this-" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- On the subject of cheese alcoholism..... i went to the bowling alley SPECIFICALLY because i rewatched season 1 and really wanted some cheap crummy nachos. and i shared them, with my friend, who i indoctrinated into the fandom..... i blame Betelgeuse for the cheese related craving. What if Irken advertisers introduced products that Irkens were initally suspicious of like the Prussians introduced potatoes. Basically, the Prussians wanted to introduce potatoes, but the masses weren't on board, so what they did was make a potato patch with armed guards around it who were encouraged to take bribes so the peasants would steal from it and start eating potatoes. TLDR; make the new thing very appealing to steal. |
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Post by secretlabz on Jul 26, 2021 18:54:35 GMT
you know what i am very happy that despite everyones conflicting hcs abt smeets we can all agree they are animal
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Post by BETELGEUSE on Jul 26, 2021 19:28:22 GMT
Kleptomania: "you need this lipgloss." Betelgeuse, stricken by sudden kleptomania: "I need that lipgloss."
Betelgeuse hours later: "why did i take this-" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- On the subject of cheese alcoholism..... i went to the bowling alley SPECIFICALLY because i rewatched season 1 and really wanted some cheap crummy nachos. and i shared them, with my friend, who i indoctrinated into the fandom..... i blame Betelgeuse for the cheese related craving. What if Irken advertisers introduced products that Irkens were initally suspicious of like the Prussians introduced potatoes. Basically, the Prussians wanted to introduce potatoes, but the masses weren't on board, so what they did was make a potato patch with armed guards around it who were encouraged to take bribes so the peasants would steal from it and start eating potatoes. TLDR; make the new thing very appealing to steal. this is genius what the fuck |
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Post by sadlittledib on Jul 26, 2021 19:42:29 GMT
you know what i am very happy that despite everyones conflicting hcs abt smeets we can all agree they are animal all smeet is animal |
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Post by Vulture on Jul 26, 2021 23:39:02 GMT
you know what i am very happy that despite everyones conflicting hcs abt smeets we can all agree they are animal all smeet is animal Funny lil green things that make high-pitched noises. |
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Post by Vulture on Jul 27, 2021 18:26:40 GMT
Funny lil green things that make high-pitched noises. Smeets go meep meep meep! |
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Post by sadlittledib on Jul 27, 2021 18:39:37 GMT
sm:) smeet smee
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Post by Vulture on Jul 27, 2021 23:26:06 GMT
That's the noises they make. |
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