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Post by secretlabz on Mar 8, 2021 17:05:32 GMT
i like the stupidity of iz planets being all one theme or having some gimmick like "this is the black market planet" "this is the gamer planet" "this is the food court planet" we should make up planets too and see how silly we can get. idk if theres any more to this line of thinking i just think its fun ill go first: suburbia, the suburbs planet. its all suburbs babey! take one wrong turn and youll be stuck in an endless loop of houses that look all the same. the planet is definitely non euclidean but every mathematician whose tried to prove it has conveniently gone insane. everyone who lives here is extremely weird and offputting and oddly religious even though they wont tell you what religion they follow bc they think it should be obvious from the decor inside of their home that they will not let you into theres a space walmart every 5 miles BUT NO LESS  |
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Post by Vulture on Mar 8, 2021 20:31:45 GMT
Ruinia-the planet of old spooky ruins, most of which are transplanted from other planets.
Mortuaria-the mortuary planet.
Ballpittia-exactly what it sounds like. Ball pit planet.
Cannonica-Where all the Irken big guns come from. It's Tank's lifelong dream to go there.
Thottopica-Thot Hopic, but in SPACE!
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Post by Vulture on Mar 8, 2021 21:52:30 GMT
i like the stupidity of iz planets being all one theme or having some gimmick like "this is the black market planet" "this is the gamer planet" "this is the food court planet" we should make up planets too and see how silly we can get. idk if theres any more to this line of thinking i just think its fun ill go first: suburbia, the suburbs planet. its all suburbs babey! take one wrong turn and youll be stuck in an endless loop of houses that look all the same. the planet is definitely non euclidean but every mathematician whose tried to prove it has conveniently gone insane. everyone who lives here is extremely weird and offputting and oddly religious even though they wont tell you what religion they follow bc they think it should be obvious from the decor inside of their home that they will not let you into theres a space walmart every 5 miles BUT NO LESS I like how they're all religious, but won't tell you which one they are. If I didn't know any better, I'd say they didn't know themselves. |
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Post by z1mothy on Mar 8, 2021 22:18:26 GMT
I love suburbia.... hell planet.
Anywho ^_^^ sugaria... Factory planet but specifically for sugars and sweeteners... most stuff that used to be used for it, is gone from irken (or extremely rare) so alien sugar yum yum.
The actual planet itself isn't very nice 2 b on. Loud, smells bad, too big and just a lot of stuff makes it an unfun experience.
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Post by Vulture on Mar 8, 2021 23:27:49 GMT
Gothicia-the goth planet. Covered in spooky woods, graveyards, old castles, and shopping malls. Has a persistent undead problem. Main exports are cool clothes, sad poetry, grimoires, eyeliner, hair dye, sad music, antiheroes with a dark and troubled past, boots bigger than a skyscraper, and the universe’s first science fiction novel.
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Post by z1mothy on Mar 9, 2021 8:29:36 GMT
Planet that is just space Ikea :) yes I would like a "FRUKTANSVÄRD"
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Post by Vulture on Mar 9, 2021 13:06:34 GMT
Planet that is just space Ikea :) yes I would like a "FRUKTANSVÄRD" Do they have meatballs? |
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Post by z1mothy on Mar 9, 2021 13:48:38 GMT
Planet that is just space Ikea :) yes I would like a "FRUKTANSVÄRD" Do they have meatballs? of course. They don't tell you what meat is in it though |
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Post by moffymoth on Mar 9, 2021 15:19:36 GMT
Planet Creaturia: a planet that preserves fauna from the planets the irkens have destroyed if the empire feels like they are useful either for resources or making money off of. It functions as like a Jurassic park esque place I suppose. Most of the animals born there have grown used to the irkens and have never known their home planet but a few first generation animals still thrive and some make their keepers jobs an absolute nightmare.
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Post by BETELGEUSE on Mar 11, 2021 12:12:33 GMT
Planet that is just space Ikea :) yes I would like a "FRUKTANSVÄRD" whole colonies of irkens live here and you can't convince me otherwise. |
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Post by Vulture on Mar 12, 2021 1:08:03 GMT
Abbatoiria: where all the Irken Empire's animal food products and animal products that you have to kill the animal for come from. There's rumors of Irken convicts being sent here as punishment. What happens to them there isn't known, but they don't come back. |
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