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Post by BETELGEUSE on Jan 7, 2021 20:21:33 GMT
....And talkshows in-universe? i know the Announcer Has to have....some sort of job other than when the tallest(s) appear for that one ceremony.... (also i love him??? i adore his pompous ass???) i'm wondering if Vortions gossip about irkens / vice-versa and if there might be (web forums) about what irkens are up to....
(Johnen did say the irkens are using the most advanced of technology!! Windows Vista! so old web pages?? that everyones like???
"dude you won't believe the shit i just saw this irken pull. he had two vortions with him, One was a literal BABY BABY, And he pulled over and landed on this little fuel planet and came into the shop and then he goes into the bathroom and comes back out like "uh excuse me!!! i wouldn't waterboard a prisoner in this bathroom! seriously!! disgusting!!! and if i had to, i'd rather pee in the woods!" IT WAS THE WEIRDEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN??" )
I firmly believe Irkens would be little gossiping bastards like you say something/do something embarrassing infront of one and by the time you take another breath it's already all over the galactic internet.
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Post by sadlittledib on Jan 7, 2021 20:34:29 GMT
i want to be allowed onto the Irken Internet.
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Post by BETELGEUSE on Jan 7, 2021 20:44:15 GMT
i want to be allowed onto the Irken Internet. think of all those atrocious early web sites, that look hideous, take up all your bandwith, flash hard enough to set off photosensitive folks, and autoplay a LOUD midi. Those are Irken websites.
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Post by sadlittledib on Jan 7, 2021 20:54:38 GMT
i want to be allowed onto the Irken Internet. think of all those atrocious early web sites, that look hideous, take up all your bandwith, flash hard enough to set off photosensitive folks, and autoplay a LOUD midi. Those are Irken websites.LET ME ON THE IRKEN NET IMMEDIATELY
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Post by secretlabz on Jan 7, 2021 21:05:23 GMT
irken tabloids are all like THE TALLEST SECRET BABY??? READ MORE (clicking the link gives you a virus that gives you pop up ads for seedy height booster medicine/surgeries) and irken websites in general are hell for anyone whose brain isnt a computer i agree
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Post by BETELGEUSE on Jan 7, 2021 21:14:07 GMT
irken tabloids are all like THE TALLEST SECRET BABY??? READ MORE (clicking the link gives you a virus that gives you pop up ads for seedy height booster medicine/surgeries) and irken websites in general are hell for anyone whose brain isnt a computer i agree Betelgeuse is stupid enough to click the link but thats okay because he's more than half computer ksjdfhskjfhksdjg
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Post by BETELGEUSE on Jan 7, 2021 21:15:17 GMT
irken tabloids are all like THE TALLEST SECRET BABY??? READ MORE (clicking the link gives you a virus that gives you pop up ads for seedy height booster medicine/surgeries) and irken websites in general are hell for anyone whose brain isnt a computer i agree Betelgeuse is stupid enough to click the link but thats okay because he's more than half computer ksjdfhskjfhksdjg"hey Netzach check out this cool website." >click (Distant explosion of a vital computer) "uhoh."
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