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Post by Vulture on Feb 13, 2021 0:22:39 GMT
I know I just joked about the Tallest cannibalizing the bridge crew, but I like the idea of the Tallest taking each other and the bridge crew clubbing on some nightclub or rave planet, as a treat. Of course, there’s a height limit on who gets to go, and they only get to go to clubs Red and Purple are interested in, but I like the idea of them all going dancing together.
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Post by BETELGEUSE on Feb 13, 2021 0:23:33 GMT
Irken bio-germs in MY human body after my organs were borrowed without my permission? it's more likely than you think. how would that work, do you think the germs would improve or worsen the humans conditions? now i'm just curious about it. DOCTORS DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW THIS ONE QUICK SIMPLE HACK TO LIVING A LONG LIFE. Good things don’t tend to happen when symbiotic organisms end up in a host they aren’t adapted for. Luckily the kids are hardy.
Just like how if a kitten falls from a 12ft up hayloft onto concrete by accident, since it's a brand new bean (thats what my family calls newborn kittens) and all it's bones are rubber-y, the fall causes very mild damage to them (i witnessed this, the kitten was perfectly fine thankfully, and i checked in with it's owners months ago to see pictures, he's 5 and looks lovely!), just like how human infants are similar in mushy-ness to protect them when they fall over, i'm sure human skool children around the ages of 12 yrs old are going to be okay from whatever the hell Zim did to them in dark harvest and the aftermath of that event. Ewww alien germs. (i bet it wasn't pretty, they definitely got sick, at the least.) |
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Post by Vulture on Feb 13, 2021 0:25:43 GMT
Good things don’t tend to happen when symbiotic organisms end up in a host they aren’t adapted for. Luckily the kids are hardy. // injury / violence to small animals and infants (Please delete this reply if it's a bit too much, i'm desensitized to this stuff bc i used to shadow as a vet tech) Just like how if a kitten falls from a 12ft up hayloft onto concrete by accident, since it's a brand new bean (thats what my family calls newborn kittens) and all it's bones are rubber-y, the fall causes very mild damage to them (i witnessed this, the kitten was perfectly fine thankfully, and i checked in with it's owners months ago to see pictures, he's 5 and looks lovely!), just like how human infants are similar in mushy-ness to protect them when they fall over, i'm sure human skool children around the ages of 12 yrs old are going to be okay from whatever the hell Zim did to them in dark harvest and the aftermath of that event. Ewww alien germs. (i bet it wasn't pretty, they definitely got sick, at the least.) Well, there you have it folks! From a medical veterinary person, the kids were (probably, eventually) fine! Also, I love that tidbit about kittens and babies being rubbery. That’s so cool. Thank you for sharing! |
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Post by Vulture on Feb 13, 2021 0:28:24 GMT
I know I just joked about the Tallest cannibalizing the bridge crew, but I like the idea of the Tallest taking each other and the bridge crew clubbing on some nightclub or rave planet, as a treat. Of course, there’s a height limit on who gets to go, and they only get to go to clubs Red and Purple are interested in, but I like the idea of them all going dancing together. Red and Purple insist on crowdsurfing at least twice at every club they go to. Also, they bring Table-Headed-Service-Drone Bob along both to keep an eye on him and make him pay for drinks and arcade tickets. Bob once managed to crowdsurf three times in one night, and the Tallest were so jealous they almost left him there so they could have him accused of desertion and court-martialed. |
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Post by Vulture on Feb 13, 2021 0:49:33 GMT
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Post by Vulture on Feb 13, 2021 0:53:01 GMT
   I took some screenshots of the Massive’s bumper stickers from ETF. I tried my best, but the shot they’re in goes so fast that it’s really hard to to take screenshots. You probably already know about the sticker of Resisty with a red circle around it crossed through, but there are other interesting ones, such as. “Prepare 2 Explode!”, “OBEY” and “Join or Die” and “Join”. It’s so interesting that the Tallest would have those last two when the entire Irken modus operandi is exterminating what can’t be used. The “Irk=Cool” sticker has an Irken smiley face with sunglasses and it’s tongue out. That’s cute. Speaking of smiley faces, there’s also a non-Irken smiley face with a “X _ X” face. I.E., very, very, dead. There’s also an sticker that says “[Illegible] Stinks”. Three guesses who that refers to. |
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Post by BETELGEUSE on Feb 13, 2021 0:56:05 GMT
"Join!" i think this harkens back to the fact that initially you COULD willingly join the empire if you werent irken, you probably still can but i think after everything thats happened and several planets have been turned into things like parking lots, thats probably not a popular option unless the irkens are already planning to organic sweep your planet and then obliterate all organic life..... then you might be able to join and escape death....
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Post by BETELGEUSE on Feb 13, 2021 0:56:54 GMT
"Join!" i think this harkens back to the fact that initially you COULD willingly join the empire if you werent irken, you probably still can but i think after everything thats happened and several planets have been turned into things like parking lots, thats probably not a popular option unless the irkens are already planning to organic sweep your planet and then obliterate all organic life..... then you might be able to join and escape death.... "Join or die!" yeah. |
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Post by BETELGEUSE on Feb 13, 2021 0:57:56 GMT
Miyuki in the afterlife rolling in her grave at the sheer amount of ugly bumper stickers on the Massive /j
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Post by Vulture on Feb 13, 2021 1:00:01 GMT
"Join!" i think this harkens back to the fact that initially you COULD willingly join the empire if you werent irken, you probably still can but i think after everything thats happened and several planets have been turned into things like parking lots, thats probably not a popular option unless the irkens are already planning to organic sweep your planet and then obliterate all organic life..... then you might be able to join and escape death.... "Join or die!" yeah. That’s what I was thinking too! There are aliens, including Vortians all over Foodcourtia. The Empire has space for non-Irkens as long as they buy their stuff and are useful. |
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Post by Vulture on Feb 13, 2021 1:02:04 GMT
Miyuki in the afterlife rolling in her grave at the sheer amount of ugly bumper stickers on the Massive /j Things start randomly breaking in the Massive, at first seemingly at random, but eventually a pattern emerges: whenever a new bumper sticker is added, whenever a perfectly useful Irken is thrown out the airlock, things break. The Irken language doesn’t have a word for this, but the people of Earth do: Poltergeist. |
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Post by BETELGEUSE on Feb 13, 2021 1:03:02 GMT
That’s what I was thinking too! There are aliens, including Vortians all over Foodcourtia. The Empire has space for non-Irkens as long as they buy their stuff and are useful. if aliens were threatening to obliterate Urth i would not HESITATE to join as a frycook. i'd stab my way up the imperial ladder to at LEAST a wageslave, or perhaps someone that stands around and holds a table. hello!! do you have any idea how good their snacks must be?! Listen if i have no other options, i'm at least going to join the aliens and try to be helpful about it, i have 3Mil worth of surgical alterations to my body i am NOT going down without at least trying to survive with the Irkens. (edit: this surgery stuff was for scoliosis but i also plan to trans my gener and cut off my boobs... i will be the most expensive human on the massive, LOL) As long as they understand "if i don't sleep and eat i will die." we should be on okay terms!!! |
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Post by BETELGEUSE on Feb 13, 2021 1:03:23 GMT
Miyuki in the afterlife rolling in her grave at the sheer amount of ugly bumper stickers on the Massive /j Things start randomly breaking in the Massive, at first seemingly at random, but eventually a pattern emerges: whenever a new bumper sticker is added, whenever a perfectly useful Irken is thrown out the airlock, things break. The Irken language doesn’t have a word for this, but the people of Earth do: Poltergeist. oh i love this.... |
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Post by Vulture on Feb 13, 2021 1:09:48 GMT
I love all the bumper stickers about how cool Irk and the Tallest are and how they’re the greatest, Rah Rah, Go Team, Blow Stuff. The Irkens are nothing but patriotic, I’ll give them that. It also remind me of the pep rally in Voting of the Doomed, except the Irkens actually believe their own hype. They have no other option.
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Post by Vulture on Feb 13, 2021 1:13:04 GMT
Also, I counted at least two skulls and one dead smiley face-and that was just in the screenshots I was able to get. The Irkens are making their goals very, very clear.
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? WHEREE ARE YOU PEOPLE....
