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Post by secretlabz on Feb 14, 2021 22:18:23 GMT
YOU WIN YOU WIN THIS IS THE WORST ONE. *HISSSSSSS* No Zim is green he's just green in the same sense that H*mes*ck cosplayers are gray. hes cosplaying murdoc from gorillaz
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Post by BETELGEUSE on Feb 14, 2021 22:22:42 GMT
Just like their dads! <3 If Zim were tossed into space prison, he would simply chew through the bars. Rip to Tak, but he's different. I'd expect nothing less from the progeny of Skoodge the Unkillable and The Greatest Irken Ever. I think their smeet would have Zim's creativity and weapons manufacturing skills and destructiveness while also having Skoodge's hardiness, body type, and ability to be an absolute BAMF. Basically, I think the ZSMEET would hit like a truck and have the brains to match. Terrifying. Zim and Skoodge would end up with a smeet that is genetically theirs by complete accident like we all know Skoodge is living in Zim's house without Zim knowing, i could just imagine that Zim has some kind of experiment going trying to like, clone vampire bees or something but he can't figure out why it isn't working (he's just bored and wants to use them to hurt Dib or something) but like Dib comes in screaming chasing down Skoodge trying to get him and Zim is confused in many ways, Skoodge trips over Zim, they tumble into the DNA copier. Out of the other side.... a fat little smeet is created by DNA copying! Science baby!! Zim and Skoodge escape with their lives (they're actually fine Zim's pride is just wounded that Skoodge touched him) and then Dib is like "what the fuck is that." Skoodge a probably like -gay ass gasp- "Baby!" and then the camera slowly zooms in on Zim's face as he has an internal mental breakdown over having to be a father w/ Skoodge for like 3 seconds before he goes back to trying to kill Dib. Tell me i'm wrong you can't. this is the hill i die on.
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Post by z1mothy on Feb 14, 2021 22:30:08 GMT
skoodge and zims child can chew through steel. cannot be contained Just like their dads! <3 If Zim were tossed into space prison, he would simply chew through the bars. Rip to Tak, but he's different. Evil indestructible smeet (funny evil not evil evil)
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Post by Orangey Popsicle on Feb 14, 2021 22:30:48 GMT
YOU WIN YOU WIN THIS IS THE WORST ONE. *HISSSSSSS* No Zim is green he's just green in the same sense that H*mes*ck cosplayers are gray. A short white man, conventionally attractive obviously, with a cheap wig and green body paint.
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Post by z1mothy on Feb 14, 2021 22:36:55 GMT
Random thought :] I don't think Irk was named that at first (or irkens). I like to think it was either named that by other aliens (then adopted by irkens) or the name of a country that eventually just like.... was the name of all the landmass because of wars and stuff... idk
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Post by Vulture on Feb 14, 2021 22:44:57 GMT
I'd expect nothing less from the progeny of Skoodge the Unkillable and The Greatest Irken Ever. I think their smeet would have Zim's creativity and weapons manufacturing skills and destructiveness while also having Skoodge's hardiness, body type, and ability to be an absolute BAMF. Basically, I think the ZSMEET would hit like a truck and have the brains to match. Terrifying. Zim and Skoodge would end up with a smeet that is genetically theirs by complete accident like we all know Skoodge is living in Zim's house without Zim knowing, i could just imagine that Zim has some kind of experiment going trying to like, clone vampire bees or something but he can't figure out why it isn't working (he's just bored and wants to use them to hurt Dib or something) but like Dib comes in screaming chasing down Skoodge trying to get him and Zim is confused in many ways, Skoodge trips over Zim, they tumble into the DNA copier. Out of the other side.... a fat little smeet is created by DNA copying! Science baby!! Zim and Skoodge escape with their lives (they're actually fine Zim's pride is just wounded that Skoodge touched him) and then Dib is like "what the fuck is that." Skoodge a probably like -gay ass gasp- "Baby!" and then the camera slowly zooms in on Zim's face as he has an internal mental breakdown over having to be a father w/ Skoodge for like 3 seconds before he goes back to trying to kill Dib. Tell me i'm wrong you can't. this is the hill i die on. I won't tell you you're wrong, because you're right. Oh my, they fell into the DNA copier...They are fathers now. Imagine Skoodge and Zim teaching their smeet the art of destroying things. That smeet would be both their greatest love and greatest weapon.
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Post by Orangey Popsicle on Feb 14, 2021 22:45:28 GMT
Random thought :] I don't think Irk was named that at first (or irkens). I like to think it was either named that by other aliens (then adopted by irkens) or the name of a country that eventually just like.... was the name of all the landmass because of wars and stuff... idk With Irkens, I've got two ideas that I juggle around. Irkens were originally a prey species that conquered the entire planet through technological enhancements, driving every other species to extinction, or they were never organic but were instead made by paks, since paks are sentient after the body is unconscious, for the purposes of spreading their influence. Either way, I don't think Planet Irk was originally named Planet Irk and at most could've been the name of a country first. The name before it is lost to time.
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Post by Vulture on Feb 14, 2021 22:45:59 GMT
Just like their dads! <3 If Zim were tossed into space prison, he would simply chew through the bars. Rip to Tak, but he's different. Evil indestructible smeet (funny evil not evil evil) If Irkens aren't Laughably Evil, you're doing it wrong.
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Post by z1mothy on Feb 15, 2021 0:19:52 GMT
*think about Zim's smeet a little*
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Post by z1mothy on Feb 15, 2021 0:27:13 GMT
*think about Zim's smeet a little* it's antennae were crooked..
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Post by Orangey Popsicle on Feb 15, 2021 0:30:38 GMT
*think about Zim's smeet a little* it's antennae were crooked.. It's antannae with super crooked. Poor baby wasn't cooked right.
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Post by Vulture on Feb 15, 2021 0:31:34 GMT
*think about Zim's smeet a little* it's antennae were crooked.. This supports the idea that his bent antennae might be a genetic condition rather than a result of an injury. Interesting...
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Post by Vulture on Feb 15, 2021 0:32:30 GMT
it's antennae were crooked.. It's antannae with super crooked. Poor baby wasn't cooked right. Stick it back in the oven! It needs to cook longer! /LH
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Post by secretlabz on Feb 15, 2021 0:36:18 GMT
orangey i realized earlier that the gif in ur signature has zim with his eyes colored normally rather than with his contacts in and its been bugging me ever since
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Post by Orangey Popsicle on Feb 15, 2021 0:44:04 GMT
orangey i realized earlier that the gif in ur signature has zim with his eyes colored normally rather than with his contacts in and its been bugging me ever since ASfkjh I didn't notice until you pointed that out. When I was making that gif, I was too focused on having Tak completely vanish at the end.
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