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Post by Vulture on Feb 14, 2021 18:13:11 GMT
DO NOT SAY THOSE WORDS "LIVE ACTION" NETFLIX WILL HEAR YOU /lh I didn't say "live action Netflix", but I was thinking it. Fucking imagine, oh my god. I'm envisioning it's from a team not from the original show with a show runner who isn't Jhonen that want to make a "more mature" Invader Zim reboot. It's stars Dib, a disillusioned teen loser that is re-written as a Daria type. Gaz is written as the designated "not like other girls alternative girl" and Professor Membrane's neglectful side is leaned on to the point of being an abusive parent, which will be a side plot in this imaginary Netflix series. The Irken Empire are basically alien Nazis, completely erasing their wacky quirks. Just like Dib, the writers will also focus on pitying Zim but there won't be a redemption arc for him. In an attempt to be more mature, Zim is a competent super genius that has Gir as the designated Minion character of the story. The overarching stories will be focused on trauma, mental illness, and how we live in a society. Edit: Whoops, almost forgot to mention that Tak will eventually become Zim's love interest in an enemies to lovers story line. You also forgot the queerbaiting with ZASR, TATR, and RAPR to draw queer fans in and get them to talk about their show and make fan content for it while also not giving those queer fans the time of day. And the ZATR storyline completely butchers everyone's character arcs along the way. And just in case you thought this AU couldn't get any more cursed, imagine if Netflix decided to pander to ZADR shippers and slip a line in at the end that (if you looked at it from a thousand miles away upside down and squinted) that could be interpreted as making ZADR go canon. Yikes. |
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Post by Vulture on Feb 14, 2021 18:25:15 GMT
 Look look look! It's hard to see, but the moneys have Red's face in profile on them! |
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Post by secretlabz on Feb 14, 2021 18:28:50 GMT
live action netflix reboot that doesnt do any real cgi and the actor playing zim is just like. pale, and people call him green but its pretty fucking clear he isnt. also it goes with the edgy "it actually IS all in dibs head" theory and portrays delusional mental illnesses in the worst fucking way and we all hate it. professor membrane is played by nicholas cage (which kind of works) but never speaks because nicholas cage charges absurd amts for every line, so all we get is some ableist bullshit with dib acting ~CrAaAzY~ and nicholas cage standing in the doorway disappointedly. for that scene alone wins 90 emmys. the director later goes on to direct an edgy reboot for teletubbies
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Post by Vulture on Feb 14, 2021 18:29:01 GMT
I know everyone says Dib likes Lemon Demon (he does), but I also firmly maintain he's a STARSET kid too.
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Post by Vulture on Feb 14, 2021 18:29:53 GMT
live action netflix reboot that doesnt do any real cgi and the actor playing zim is just like. pale, and people call him green but its pretty fucking clear he isnt. also it goes with the edgy "it actually IS all in dibs head" theory and portrays delusional mental illnesses in the worst fucking way and we all hate it. professor membrane is played by nicholas cage (which kind of works) but never speaks because nicholas cage charges absurd amts for every line, so all we get is some ableist bullshit with dib acting ~CrAaAzY~ and nicholas cage standing in the doorway disappointedly. for that scene alone wins 90 emmys. the director later goes on to direct an edgy reboot for teletubbies YOU WIN YOU WIN THIS IS THE WORST ONE. *HISSSSSSS* |
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Post by secretlabz on Feb 14, 2021 18:37:26 GMT
live action netflix reboot that doesnt do any real cgi and the actor playing zim is just like. pale, and people call him green but its pretty fucking clear he isnt. also it goes with the edgy "it actually IS all in dibs head" theory and portrays delusional mental illnesses in the worst fucking way and we all hate it. professor membrane is played by nicholas cage (which kind of works) but never speaks because nicholas cage charges absurd amts for every line, so all we get is some ableist bullshit with dib acting ~CrAaAzY~ and nicholas cage standing in the doorway disappointedly. for that scene alone wins 90 emmys. the director later goes on to direct an edgy reboot for teletubbies YOU WIN YOU WIN THIS IS THE WORST ONE. *HISSSSSSS* the reboots main story is between gaz and zim because heterosexuality wins <3 and we see dib characterizes zim as an evil alien invader because zim sells gaz weed. nicholas cage membrane is like iron man and sells superweapons to various governments. an actual alien invasion is teased throughout season 1 and the finale ends in a cliffhanger that is later revealed to be a hallucination in season 2 but they keep flip flopping on it because they dont know how to fucking write. season 3 invents a whole new cast of characters only tangentially related to the first two seasons and the ratings tank so hard netflix goes out of business |
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Post by Orangey Popsicle on Feb 14, 2021 19:02:27 GMT
live action netflix reboot that doesnt do any real cgi and the actor playing zim is just like. pale, and people call him green but its pretty fucking clear he isnt. also it goes with the edgy "it actually IS all in dibs head" theory and portrays delusional mental illnesses in the worst fucking way and we all hate it. professor membrane is played by nicholas cage (which kind of works) but never speaks because nicholas cage charges absurd amts for every line, so all we get is some ableist bullshit with dib acting ~CrAaAzY~ and nicholas cage standing in the doorway disappointedly. for that scene alone wins 90 emmys. the director later goes on to direct an edgy reboot for teletubbies You almost forgot the part about Dib having some ScArY nondescript mental illness that reads as the writers vaguely remembering various WebMd pages and then he gets medication and look he's a normal boy now! Watch him shed his paranormal interests and style to dress and act like a normal boy, but uh oh was Zim really an alien?  |
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Post by Vulture on Feb 14, 2021 20:43:18 GMT
It's probably a good think Irkens can't reproduce, because any kid of Zim and Skoodge would not only be a menace to itself and everyone around it, but also impossible to kill. And very, very cute. That cannot be understated either.
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Post by secretlabz on Feb 14, 2021 21:36:52 GMT
It's probably a good think Irkens can't reproduce, because any kid of Zim and Skoodge would not only be a menace to itself and everyone around it, but also impossible to kill. And very, very cute. That cannot be understated either. skoodge and zims child can chew through steel. cannot be contained |
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Post by Orangey Popsicle on Feb 14, 2021 21:39:00 GMT
It's probably a good think Irkens can't reproduce, because any kid of Zim and Skoodge would not only be a menace to itself and everyone around it, but also impossible to kill. And very, very cute. That cannot be understated either. skoodge and zims child can chew through steel. cannot be contained Just like their dads! <3 If Zim were tossed into space prison, he would simply chew through the bars. Rip to Tak, but he's different. |
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Post by Vulture on Feb 14, 2021 21:49:22 GMT
skoodge and zims child can chew through steel. cannot be contained Just like their dads! <3 If Zim were tossed into space prison, he would simply chew through the bars. Rip to Tak, but he's different. I'd expect nothing less from the progeny of Skoodge the Unkillable and The Greatest Irken Ever. I think their smeet would have Zim's creativity and weapons manufacturing skills and destructiveness while also having Skoodge's hardiness, body type, and ability to be an absolute BAMF. Basically, I think the ZSMEET would hit like a truck and have the brains to match. Terrifying. |
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Post by BETELGEUSE on Feb 14, 2021 22:11:36 GMT
me @ the full original team: you wanna do this so bad. you wanna do this soooo bbbbaaaddddPretty please, pretty please. Give Invader Zim the swearing and blood spatters it deserves. Whatever is going on in wandavision but it's me re-writing invader zim to suit what i wanted in middle school |
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Post by BETELGEUSE on Feb 14, 2021 22:12:37 GMT
Look look look! It's hard to see, but the moneys have Red's face in profile on them! things i've never seen in high enough quality to see the details of before for $500 please. THATS NEAT!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Post by Vulture on Feb 14, 2021 22:13:43 GMT
Pretty please, pretty please. Give Invader Zim the swearing and blood spatters it deserves. Whatever is going on in wandavision but it's me re-writing invader zim to suit what i wanted in middle school *Grabs IZ characters* TO THE FANFIC DIMENSION WITH YOU! CANCEL THIS, NICKELODEON!!! |
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Post by BETELGEUSE on Feb 14, 2021 22:13:47 GMT
live action netflix reboot that doesnt do any real cgi and the actor playing zim is just like. pale, and people call him green but its pretty fucking clear he isnt. also it goes with the edgy "it actually IS all in dibs head" theory and portrays delusional mental illnesses in the worst fucking way and we all hate it. professor membrane is played by nicholas cage (which kind of works) but never speaks because nicholas cage charges absurd amts for every line, so all we get is some ableist bullshit with dib acting ~CrAaAzY~ and nicholas cage standing in the doorway disappointedly. for that scene alone wins 90 emmys. the director later goes on to direct an edgy reboot for teletubbies YOU WIN YOU WIN THIS IS THE WORST ONE. *HISSSSSSS* No Zim is green he's just green in the same sense that H*mes*ck cosplayers are gray. |
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