|
|
Post by z1mothy on Feb 16, 2021 9:57:42 GMT
Irkens hit the ball with the intention to kill someone.
|
|
|
|
Post by Orangey Popsicle on Feb 16, 2021 9:58:58 GMT
I love the detail on the Irken Field card that their drinking fountain has no step stools. That's such an asshole move and it's delightfully Irken for them to do that.
|
|
|
|
Post by Orangey Popsicle on Feb 16, 2021 10:00:08 GMT
Irkens hit the ball with the intention to kill someone. The team who actually manages to kill someone on the other team with the ball when they hit it get bonus points. This has happened a surprising amount of times. |
|
|
|
Post by Orangey Popsicle on Feb 16, 2021 10:13:45 GMT
I wonder if Irken culture is so focused on eating because it's so career oriented, so they're allowed few recreational activities?
I don't know. I've noticed since moving back to campus that I'm becoming increasingly more fixated on eating because there's nothing to do but schoolwork and work. Apparently eating out of boredom is a common thing?
|
|
|
|
Post by BETELGEUSE on Feb 16, 2021 10:14:36 GMT
I wonder if Irken culture is so focused on eating because it's so career oriented, so they're allowed few recreational activities? I don't know, I've noticed since moving back to campus that I'm becoming increasingly more fixated on eating because there's nothing to do but schoolwork and work. up in the club providing enrichment for my rat and doing nothing else because theres nothing left to do at my house and i can't go anywhere. Girl (<gender neutral) help. |
|
|
|
Post by z1mothy on Feb 16, 2021 12:09:37 GMT
I want to pull on an irkens tongue ?? for some reason ??
|
|
|
|
Post by z1mothy on Feb 16, 2021 12:18:00 GMT
I want to pull on an irkens tongue ?? for some reason ?? How long is it |
|
|
|
Post by Orangey Popsicle on Feb 16, 2021 13:55:30 GMT
 This smeet crusher gif is hilarious, but then I remembered that it was implied in The Trial that Irken smeets do get tortured, so a smeet crusher could be canon and I was like  |
|
|
|
Post by Vulture on Feb 16, 2021 16:31:41 GMT
I wonder if Irken culture is so focused on eating because it's so career oriented, so they're allowed few recreational activities? I don't know. I've noticed since moving back to campus that I'm becoming increasingly more fixated on eating because there's nothing to do but schoolwork and work. Apparently eating out of boredom is a common thing? Headcanon accepted. Other acceptable Irken hobbies could be playing "training simulators" *actually video games cough cough*. I think sleeping is a luxury and a recreational activity only reserved for taller Irkens, although I think scientists weaseled out a way to get naptime whenever they wanted with the excuse that it makes their brainmeats work better at coming up with diabolical inventions for the Empire. |
|
|
|
Post by Vulture on Feb 16, 2021 16:33:16 GMT
This smeet crusher gif is hilarious, but then I remembered that it was implied in The Trial that Irken smeets do get tortured, so a smeet crusher could be canon and I was like [Tallest Purple voice] "Timmy, we hardly knew ye. Maybe don't ask so many questions." *drops him into the Smeet Crusher for Bad and Naughty Smeets Who Ask TOO MANY QUESTIONS* |
|
|
|
Post by Vulture on Feb 16, 2021 16:36:40 GMT
Irkens hit the ball with the intention to kill someone. The team who actually manages to kill someone on the other team with the ball when they hit it get bonus points. This has happened a surprising amount of times. Irken sports are just lacrosse but with the brutality level cranked up to 11. They also have gladiatorial matches and beast fights (The Nightmare Begins Animatic/Storyboard). |
|
|
|
Post by Vulture on Feb 16, 2021 16:39:35 GMT
Random: If we agree Miyuki is blue, is Spork Gatorade orange? (jock.png) Miyuki and Spork together are the Science Half and Jock Half of the University of Florida.  When Spork won't shut up about the big game during your international scientific conference. |
|
|
|
Post by secretlabz on Feb 16, 2021 16:44:30 GMT
oh my god the irken sports thing reminded me of my joke oc/sona yeet theyre a professional smeet golfer which is basically what it says on the tin, they hit smeets with a comically large mallet to make them go flying. dont worry though the smeets love it those are screams of joy  |
|
|
|
Post by Vulture on Feb 16, 2021 16:49:47 GMT
oh my god the irken sports thing reminded me of my joke oc/sona yeet theyre a professional smeet golfer which is basically what it says on the tin, they hit smeets with a comically large mallet to make them go flying. dont worry though the smeets love it those are screams of joy I think my parents would have actually had success trying to teach me how to golf if they were my teacher. *dreamy sigh* Let's let them loose on the PGA green with an whole invasion of smeets and see what happens. |
|
|
|
Post by z1mothy on Feb 16, 2021 17:00:22 GMT
oh my god the irken sports thing reminded me of my joke oc/sona yeet theyre a professional smeet golfer which is basically what it says on the tin, they hit smeets with a comically large mallet to make them go flying. dont worry though the smeets love it those are screams of joy oh my god... I wanna be a smeet golfer |
|
? WHEREE ARE YOU PEOPLE....
