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Post by Vulture on Feb 25, 2021 20:02:02 GMT
Irken alcohol is really, REALLY strong, so there’s a thriving smuggling business of smuggling Irken alcohol for aliens looking to forget their problems (and everything else). Drinking Irken alcohol can be risky. They like to sweeten it with antifreeze. |
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Post by Orangey Popsicle on Feb 25, 2021 20:55:32 GMT
Sliding in to say that I think Irkens were originally nectarivores, but they adapted over time to the point that they can eat pretty much anything. However, there are still these different flavored honey straw-esque looking foods that contain enough calories and nutrients for an Irken to last a while. Irkens may be insufferable, but they are very good at baking and cooking, which is why so many different aliens go to Foodcourtia. Irken baking typically involves a lot of artificial flavoring. Irken candy and pastries can rot the teeth of other aliens because it's just so much, but that is the preferred flavor among Irkens. Irkens don't need to eat as much as they do, but it is very luxurious to do so.  |
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Post by Vulture on Feb 25, 2021 21:26:22 GMT
Sliding in to say that I think Irkens were originally nectarivores, but they adapted over time to the point that they can eat pretty much anything. However, there are still these different flavored honey straw-esque looking foods that contain enough calories and nutrients for an Irken to last a while. Irkens may be insufferable, but they are very good at baking and cooking, which is why so many different aliens go to Foodcourtia. Irken baking typically involves a lot of artificial flavoring. Irken candy and pastries can rot the teeth of other aliens because it's just so much, but that is the preferred flavor among Irkens. Irkens don't need to eat as much as they do, but it is very luxurious to do so. Oh to visit an Irken candy store or bakery. I love the idea of honey straws. Imagine them making rock candy but with a honey straw in the center. |
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Post by Orangey Popsicle on Feb 25, 2021 21:33:27 GMT
Sliding in to say that I think Irkens were originally nectarivores, but they adapted over time to the point that they can eat pretty much anything. However, there are still these different flavored honey straw-esque looking foods that contain enough calories and nutrients for an Irken to last a while. Irkens may be insufferable, but they are very good at baking and cooking, which is why so many different aliens go to Foodcourtia. Irken baking typically involves a lot of artificial flavoring. Irken candy and pastries can rot the teeth of other aliens because it's just so much, but that is the preferred flavor among Irkens. Irkens don't need to eat as much as they do, but it is very luxurious to do so. Oh to visit an Irken candy store or bakery. I love the idea of honey straws. Imagine them making rock candy but with a honey straw in the center. So like the structure of Nerds Rope? There's a honey straw with rock candy coated on it? |
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Post by Vulture on Feb 25, 2021 21:37:14 GMT
Oh to visit an Irken candy store or bakery. I love the idea of honey straws. Imagine them making rock candy but with a honey straw in the center. So like the structure of Nerds Rope? There's a honey straw with rock candy coated on it? Huh. I didn’t even know they existed. Yes, that sounds about right. *whispers* Irken Cinnabon in Foodcourtia. |
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Post by Vulture on Feb 25, 2021 21:47:22 GMT
Thinking about Irken Soups. There are probably a lot of vegetable-based soups, but there are some bone-broth based soups as well.
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Post by videojams on Feb 26, 2021 4:40:57 GMT
Thinking about Irken Soups. There are probably a lot of vegetable-based soups, but there are some bone-broth based soups as well. Irkens make perpetual soups and there are some that are hundreds of years old |
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Post by secretlabz on Feb 26, 2021 4:43:56 GMT
Thinking about Irken Soups. There are probably a lot of vegetable-based soups, but there are some bone-broth based soups as well. Irkens make perpetual soups and there are some that are hundreds of years old "this baby started out as a broth when the first tallest was just a smeet! yeehaw!" |
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Post by BETELGEUSE on Feb 26, 2021 7:33:39 GMT
alcoholic beverages are height restricted rather than age restricted because how dare you get drunk for cheap because youre small >:( The justification is because it’s simply not safe to ingest alcohol because you’re so small. :((( Meanwhile, the Tallers are getting so drunk their PAKs are having to shock them back to life. Well, time to find out if this soda will ferment. OHHH MY GOD im gonna cry this is so fucking funny. Irkens found out about fermentation because of hoarders that would lose jars of drinks in dark places and then they'd explode if barely jostled. and then some idiot drank it. i bet. |
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Post by BETELGEUSE on Feb 26, 2021 7:34:38 GMT
Irken alcohol is really, REALLY strong, so there’s a thriving smuggling business of smuggling Irken alcohol for aliens looking to forget their problems (and everything else). Hard drive wipe, reset, and a new operating installed, motherfucker!!!! |
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Post by BETELGEUSE on Feb 26, 2021 7:36:34 GMT
Irkens make perpetual soups and there are some that are hundreds of years old "this baby started out as a broth when the first tallest was just a smeet! yeehaw!" oh i would DEFINITELY eat that. absolutely. i don't even care if it kills me. that shits GOTTA taste good. |
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Post by Vulture on Feb 26, 2021 14:28:42 GMT
Irkens make perpetual soups and there are some that are hundreds of years old "this baby started out as a broth when the first tallest was just a smeet! yeehaw!" Since Irkens live so long, how much do you wanna bet there’s soups that are thousands or even hundreds of thousands of years old? |
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Post by Vulture on Feb 26, 2021 14:29:30 GMT
The justification is because it’s simply not safe to ingest alcohol because you’re so small. :((( Meanwhile, the Tallers are getting so drunk their PAKs are having to shock them back to life. Well, time to find out if this soda will ferment. OHHH MY GOD im gonna cry this is so fucking funny. Irkens found out about fermentation because of hoarders that would lose jars of drinks in dark places and then they'd explode if barely jostled. and then some idiot drank it. i bet. They still have the yeast starter from the first batch. |
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Post by Vulture on Feb 26, 2021 15:37:42 GMT
Irkens probably have 2500 varieties of space dorito flavoring.
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Post by z1mothy on Feb 26, 2021 15:38:51 GMT
I think they like chewy stuff.... still chewing 10 years later
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